Canto or Mando? No Contest!

Cantonese or Mandarin? That is what a lot of new students (clients, victims) ask me. If you live in Hong Kong and seldom if ever go to the mainland – no contest! Cantonese is the thing for you.

Learning Cantonese in Hong Kong allows you to practise on real Chinese people every day. Also: Cantonese is 93% more fun than Mandarin with 99% more swearwords.

By following Happy Jellyfish People’s Democratic Language Bureau’s instructions, you can become pretty much fluent (yes! Able to say more than your address and “two Tsingtao (which is actually pronounced “Chengdou”)” in Cantonese, within a year.

If you live in Hong Kong you will have 7 million free teachers and won’t need the Language Bureau at all, but if you do join us you will have a much better social life, naturally.

Here is just one of many ways Happy Jellyfish People’s Democratic Language Bureau encourages you to learn Cantonese; by letting you appear on our RTHK radio programme Naked Cantonese.

But we have many other ways to make you talk.