New Recruit Looking for Fellow Revolutionaries!

Cantonese is a war and we’re going to win it. We’ll put the fun AND the mental back into “fundamentalists”!

Anyway I have a new and eager recruit here by the name of Ah- … well, I haven’t given her a Chinese name yet. But she sounded young and beautiful on the phone. Young, beautiful and ready to take up arms for the cause!

The cause, the cause, the glorious cause: To make Cantonese a world language. This year.

So if there’s anyone out there who would like to take Cantonese lessons in the afternoon, say 2 to 3 pm, please sign up! We can start next week if you like. If you start next week and follow my instructions, you’ll be able to talk to anyone about almost anything by Christmas!