How Now, Guangdong Prov?

I’m just about to write my last column ever for South China Morning Post;

ever!

When I was told the page would be discontinued, I was so sad.

How now would I be able to enjoy my forays into Guangdong province if there was no real purpose, i.e. to find ever new ways to make people see how much fun and how un-dangerous the mainland is? Then I decided that I’ll just carry on regardless. Fun is fun, even if it doesn’t result in a carefully crafted column. Yes, yes, the rest of the country too. But especially Guangdong province. There’s something about the un-communist Cantonese language that makes its speakers more fun.