Chinese New Year Extravaganza
羊年, yeung nin. Year of the sheep, goat, ram, lamb, ewe, sow What? Why not keep it simple? Cantonese is simple and easy. YEUNG!
Start taking Cantonese lessons with Happy Jellyfish People’s Democratic Language Bureau today and soon you’ll be sitting in an excellent Guangdong restaurant eating excellent food and addressing the staff in Cantonese!
Romance is the order of the day. Two words of Cantonese and the locals go crazy
The dim sum in the mainland tastes much better
You can win at cards and conquer the world – all you need is a white cat
Mainland hotels are much better and more tastefully appointed than most hotels
The beer is weak but great
Finally you’ll find tables big enough to play cards
The best way to travel has no walls and no doors. Contraption!