Last night I had a wonderful time in Central with my friend formerly known as J. Yes, I said ‘formerly’! For that was her name in the many South China Morning Post columns she appeared in. But that column is no more, and it IRKS me. No, not irks. Hurts. I miss my column so much. What’s the point of even going to the mainland now?
Anyway, J is still here – thank God! – and sometimes available for a spot of VV (vite vine, as some people think we say in Norwegian) and we had it last night sitting on a swing. Fun! Especially because the swing was inside a bar…
No, not this bar. A completely different bar. With a swing!
Anyway, she told me about a trip she was planning, to Hainan. And suddenly I felt myself transported back to the Christmas before last…
Hilarious island, great people, beautiful and slightly surreal. I want to go there again right away.
打鞦韆 － Da tsin tsau (play on a swing)
海南島 – Hoi Laam Dou (Sea South Island/Hainan)
南華早報 – Laam Wah Jou Bou (South China Morning Post)
Do you live in Hong Kong? Have you lived here for a number of years? (Any number higher than, say, one?) Then you must already be starting to get sick of people leaving.
Now it’s Frank’s turn (Frank is also known as Fei Yeng, Flying Eagle) and last night he was sent off in style in a karaoke bar.
I had to go home early but not before I had shown him my going-away song, called oh, Fei Yeng or something:
I am pleased with this song and every word in it is true. Big thanks to Quentin, Linda, Jo, Alan and all the other who contributed their time, ukulele, and voices (although these, sadly) were dubbed.
Frank admiring a beautiful painting by Alan complete with Flying Eagle, Honolulu and Jo and me singing away. Excellent art.
But don’t anyone else dare to leave, you hear? I’m getting sick of it! Sick, I say.
唱歌 – Cheung go (Sing song/to sing
唱 K – Cheung Kei (Sing karaoke)
卡拉 O.K. – Ka La Ou Kei (karaoke)
Come with, come with on a Cantonese language seminar to Guangdong province! Before it disappears.
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