Articles from the original happyjelyfish.com website

New Cantonese Music Video … Coming!

We had a brilliant day on Sunday, venturing into the wilderness, sacrificing our safety (there were insects and a dead fish) so that YOU will more easily learn Cantonese, the language that sounds like two angels dancing on a harp.

Although the hottest day of the year so far, the actors intrepidly donned heavy jackets and facial hair to facilitate the delivery of the Canto experience etc. Theme of the song: Comparisons! The famous 0個個哥哥高過0個個哥哥, now with bluegrass. Watch this space!

And then we drank beer

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Wild Easter

Did you know that “Good Friday” is called “Jesus experiences difficulties festival” (耶穌受難節)(ye sou sao laan jit) in Chinese? I bet you didn’t.
But now you know, and by going on an Easter trip with the Bureau into the inner reaches of Guangdong province at Easter, you’ll find out much more!

Much, much more. But not stuff like “this bridge was built in 1978 and it took 3,000 people armed with 16 million stones to build it over a ninety day period,” which is the kind of thing normal tour guides spout.

No, you’ll just find out interesting stuff. Stuff you ask me. And you’ll see lots of interesting stuff too. And not only interesting, but beautiful, great and cool! We leave HK on Jesus experiences difficulties festival and spend a day in Shenzhen; the next day we take a train to Guangzhou and further into the province.

Contact me for more information and check out the video; then tell me what you’d like to do.

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CantoNews Live From Oi Kwan Hotel

Oh Cassette! Two weeks ago we went up to Guangzhou to see him live in his stand-up glory at a place called… Panda something? No! Paddyfield, an Irish pub right behind the Garden Hotel. Cassette

Bit More About Wetlands

I’m not a property owner but even if I were,I think I would still find it difficult to fathom how, when someone looks at the above vista, he thinks: I can dump a lot of

Enemy at 12! Avoiding Foreigners in China

Just for the record, in the first sentence of this column I wrote “.. black family that has – gasp – managed to become middle class and live in a posh neighbourhood.” I think the

Wetlands Lament

Above: BEFORE. Halcyon days of yore, etc. A part of the interlinked Pui O wetlands in 2012. A lovely, lush vista scattered with grazing water buffalo, egrets, starlings and other creatures, even fish have seen

New Programme on Radio Lantau

IMPORTANT!!! When you click on the link, scroll down to the alphabetical archive and click on C. Then you’ll see both my programmes. This isn’t strictly about Cantonese and it certainly isn’t about me, but

Bye, Bye, Column

All good things come to an end, apparently. Even life! Yes, compared to dying, losing a twice-monthly column in an increasingly obscure Asian newspaper is certainly a small thing. But oh! I loved that column.

CantoNews2 – now with airplanes!

It’s up and running on Radio Lantau – CantoNews 2! The sequel! No, just the second programme in Cecilie and Nick’s Cantonese course, the finest course currently available on cassette. http://radiolantau.com/programme-archive/cantonews/C/7-cecilie-gamst-berg/4-cantonews/60-cantonews-2 This time we discuss

Careful What You Wish For

I must write about Lantau again, because yesterday I interviewed Merrin Pearse, the leader of LIM (Living Islands Movement) whose introduction to the government’s “vision” for Lantau’s and therefore the people of Hong Kong’s future

FINALLY!!!!

Ohhh this has been a long time coming! I didn’t realise how much I’d been missing Naked Cantonese and ah-Sa (mine co-host of yore) before I started to make podcasts – properly – again only

Finally Lantau Becomes Modern

Recently we Lantau residents have been bombarded with information about how our lives will be so infinitely better; first with the mega-incinerator with its “no emissions” and now with another 1 million people in the